Kayla. 27. army wife. new York (for now).

 

buzzfeed:

pettyartist:

shanexrayn:

cockyhorror:

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.

Cautions For Dealing With Modern Fair Folk

carasidhe:

Based on some actual experiences

- When a stranger comes to your apartment door on May day morning asking to borrow some butter or milk, don’t lend any…all your luck will go with it. Never give any stranger a light for their cigarette on May day either - giving out fire is giving away your luck as well. 

- When you are walking at night and you hear music, no matter how beautiful, or voices inviting you to join them don’t acknowledge that you can hear them and turn back towards home.

- When you are out walking at night and you hear the sound of horses or hounds or riders find shelter indoors or in your car quickly. The Wild Hunt (we call them Ghost Riders in America) is mercurial and if it’s the Slua Sí passing by they will do you harm if they can.

- Never run from the Fair Folk, if you see Fairy hounds or anything uncanny that frightens you. Running is what prey does and you do not want to be prey. Don’t acknowledge seeing them, if possible, but leave as quickly as you can. 

- If you are being pixy-led, if you have lost your way in familiar territory, turn your socks or coat outside in or laugh and joke about how much fun you are having. this will free you from the enchantment. 

- Never speak ill of the Good Neighbours aloud, nor express disbelief in them. They take insults badly and if they happen to be nearby and hear you they may respond. You will not enjoy their reaction.

mindblowingfactz:
“Boston College has a policy that says employees’ kids can attend for free, as long as they get accepted. One janitor had five kids who all got in, saving nearly $700,000 in tuition.
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mindblowingfactz:

Boston College has a policy that says employees’ kids can attend for free, as long as they get accepted. One janitor had five kids who all got in, saving nearly $700,000 in tuition.

(Source: cbsnews.com)

libertarirynn:

celticpyro:

aivopaahdin:

such-justice-wow:

tooiconic:

striders:

literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!!

me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of my body raw under boiling water: Interesting!

This is a call out.

Both are good!


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Fucking finally! Some good news for us hot shower lovers!

Who showers in their underwear?

Show us the cartoon dick you cowards

lovenotesuggestions:

Concept: I get home from the job I love to a home filled with warmth and love and joy. I’m greeted by pets waiting for me at the door, and I get to fall into the arms of the person I love more than anything and hear about their day. 

Blessed I’m living this life ❤❤❤

thebeeblogger:
“ giantwalkingdeathray:
“ lieutenantfish:
“ lesless:
“ smallnightbird:
“ New species of bat found, Niumbaha superba, and it’s adorable.
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Oh wow! I’m glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Here’s some additional photos. Fun...

thebeeblogger:

giantwalkingdeathray:

lieutenantfish:

lesless:

smallnightbird:

New species of bat foundNiumbaha superba, and it’s adorable.

Oh wow! I’m glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Here’s some additional photos. Fun fact: this bat is so different from others that a new genus was created!

new bat!

BEE BAT

we Accept Him